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I know, I really am neglecting my blog lately. I used to try and write in it every day but a lot of the time I’ve already said what I wanted to say on Twitter. I think blogs are becoming better suited to long-form writing anyway.

In any case, here’s a bit of eye candy to tide you over until I get into the writing mood.

That’s right… this is supposed to be a porn blog. My apologies to all those who come here looking for juicy smut. I’ve been a bit remiss with posting pics lately.

So here’s some lovely photos of completely naked, rock hard erect men in the great outdoors. Most definitely not safe for work.

You’ll find the full sets of these photos at For The Girls

A few more sexy pics for your viewing pleasure, while I’m AWOL

It’s been a while since I put any hot pics up so here’s a few quick photos for your viewing pleasure.

They’re all at For The Girls, of course.

Fashion and design magazine Wallpaper* has gone out on a limb by offering a cover featuring a “peelable” naked man. The cover starts out all very clothed, but you can then peel back a sticker and the rather handsome guy on the cover is totally naked.

It’s a lovely idea and one I’d like to see more of. I’m sure the girls at Erotica Cover Watch will be very pleased. I’ll also be interested to see how well the whole thing sells.

Interestingly, the Guardian’s coverage of the cover focuses on the cost and logistics of the whole thing. There’s no commentary whatsoever about the fact that the man is naked, no typical hysteria about “porn” or the corruption of children or (insert moral panic here).

Is it because it’s a fashion magazine? Are people making the assumption that the naked man is aimed at gay consumers – and only gay men read fashion mags? Or is it lacking in headlines because the bogans don’t normally go near that kind of magazine and thus haven’t noticed it or complained?

* No, really, dahlings. “Wallpaper*” with an asterisk is how you write it. And say it, obviously. I’m always saying things with a silent asterisk. Like now*.

A man, with a hairy chest, in the surf. Just for you. Because I haven’t put a lot of pervy pics up lately.

And a few quick words. Filament’s erection campaign was a huge success: they made their sales target AND got plenty of mentions in newspapers and online.

Meanwhile, this article about why women watch strippers as opposed to men doesn’t give the whole story. What’s not mentioned is that over-the-top strip shows like the Chippendales (and their associated hilarity) are all women have. I’m sure if we had strip joints like the Spearmint Rhino with naked guys the reaction of women would be quite different.

New magazine Filament wants to put hard cocks in their next issue. Unfortunately the printers are refusing to come to the party, saying that “printing these images may offend women’s groups.” They’re now looking for another printer but need more cash so they’ve launched an “erection drive” in the hope of selling more issues.

We’re talking about fighting the system here girls! I can only applaud Suraya’s effort to get hard dicks onto magazine shelves.

Find out more here.

This is Australian chat show host Rove McManus and the excitingly fashionable outfit that Bruno got him to wear.

I think we need more knitted nude suits on TV. Especially MALE nude suits. Hilarious.

Here’s a promo video I made for For The Girls. My favourite is the slow motion hottie at the end. And there’s just something about guys reaching into their pants that I find rather sexy. Can you tell?

Here’s a bit of male eye candy to spice up the blog a bit.

More pics of this gorgeous guy here.

Cute Carlos shows off his lovely smile in this gallery

Once again I’m neglecting my blog in favour of Twitter, so here’s a lovely naked man photo to keep you amused. I was perusing some older pics today and found this photo of Sebastian. It’s one of my favourites.

You’ll find the full set at For The Girls.

An Australian dating site ran a competition to find the best-looking tradesman. Here’s the result. He actually looks more like a model, to be honest. Or a tradesman that has an awful lot of time to go to the gym.

Still, not a bad piece of eye candy.

Might as well get in on this internet meme and make it better by using naked men!

Ah the moustache. It doesn’t get much of a look in as a fashion item anymore – except in Movember. That’s when men all over Australia start sprouting facial hair to support men’s health, particularly prostate cancer research. For some reason, the blokes here have absolutely taken to Movember. It’s like it gives them an excuse to finally let loose and go all Magnum P.I.

I was inspired to put up the pic of the above gorgeous specimen of mohood by this great article in the SMH.

The mo gets so much attention I’m jealous. Reactions range from fear, to laughter, to macho, to gay, to sexy. The mo has almost become an entity in its own right.

I visited a client’s office recently and was greeted by a young man with, “Wow, that’s awesome! Is this for Movember or are you … like … serious?” Before I could answer he screamed over his shoulder, “Hey, guys! Come and check out this mo!” People forget that there’s a man behind the mo.

What I thought would be a bit of fun is fast becoming a borderline identity crisis. The mo has given birth to my alter-ego, Dwayne, a redneck long-haul trucker with uncontrollable sex appeal. He’s popular with the ladies and has influenced facial fashion from Bondi to Penrith. I see Dwayne clones everywhere. The mo is larger than life.

I think a mo can be quite sexy to be honest. And it takes a bit of bravado to get away with one, so it shows strength of character.

The other cool thing about Movember is it gives guys an excuse to get cheeky with their own appearance. To explore new territory – or to get dressed up as a bandido, Village person, Merv Hughes or… Magnum P.I. Having seen the fun photos from the various charity galas, I’m starting to feel a little bit of Mo Envy.

So Movember is nearly over, but sometimes I wish it was a year-round event.

Nearly three years ago I posted about The World’s Biggest Penis, citing Jonah Falcon as being the man with the biggest dick in the world.

It seems that this post does well with Google for some reason. And today someone asked for a clip from the documentary of the same name. I can’t find one (apart from a million bittorrents which I’m NOT going to recommend) but I did discover this rather amusing little short film offering a mocumentary about the man with the world’s biggest dick. Cute, although I can’t help but wish they’d put something heavy in the fake dick, just to make it a little more believeable.