A Canadian man had the bright idea of putting porn pictures on the bottom of pizza boxes, to be revealed slowly as each slice was eaten.
The big shock-horror aspect of this story is that most of his customers are female.
“It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at [...]
I’ve watched this too many times today, I have to post it.
Another classic from The Chaser. This one has the gorgeous Richard E. Grant saying the words “shaved minge.”
I feel a need to use the phrase “shaved minge” in a conversation somewhere.
Here’s Chas from the Chaser testing whether the classic porn cliches (Handyman, Pizza guy and Pool boy) really do turn women on.
Worth watching for the mustache alone.
I finally added some new stuff to my parody site exexExChurch. If you haven’t been there before, it’s my reply to that ridiculous xxxchuch.com site which receives so much positive publicity from the mainstream media. My site basically asserts that church is addictive and suggests ways to overcome that addiction, primarily through porn and masturbation.
It’s [...]
Well thank you, Scots Guards, for giving me a very hearty laugh.
I invite you to sit back and enjoy the pure, unadulterated drunken stupidity of four Scots Guards, pants-off, performing Twist and Shout.
The video features some awful singing in Scottish accents, a few browneyes and one guy performing a “helicopter” dick trick. At least, I [...]
This male stripper video… it’s like a trainsmash. It’s kind of awful but I just can’t look away. This guy may very well have the most impressive blond mullet I’ve ever seen. Combined with tight red shorts, white shoes and Madonna’s “Holiday”, it’s all a bit much.
The vid also features him doing “You Can Leave [...]
Over at Quirky Sex I’ve been having a bit of fun with Photoshop. Thus, my set of quirky porn movie box covers.
Titles include: Checking for Cooties, Big and Bitey Blowjobs and Mullet Lust.
I had a heap of fun making them. I think the Benny Hill one is my favourite.
Next time you’re thinking of smuggling a few drugs through airport security, don’t assume the police won’t check your hashish-filled vibrator.
At least, that’s what happened to a Ukrainian woman who thought the cops would be too embarrassed to look closely at her vibe. She had taken out the batteries and stuffed hash into the empty [...]
I think many women have got their own personal horror stories about pap smears or pelvic exams. That’s why it’s nice to know that computers are helping student doctors learn how to perform invasive exams before they ever get their hands anywhere near one’s twat.
There are now pelvic exam simulators that allow students to get [...]
I can’t help but post on this story, mainly because I can’t resist the headline “Captain Jack’s Huge Penis.”
I’m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it’s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired [...]
Reading up on the history of Valentine’s Day at Wikipedia, I found that the Romans had some amusing customs for Lupercalia, celebrated on February 15, and they tended to involve naked men.
Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time [...]
Here’s your chance to see scrawled images of giant penises on Google Earth.
Check this post at Google Sightseeing.
I’ve written a more detailed post about this at Quirky Sex blog.
I guess I just wanted to make a blog post with the words “giant penis.” Doesn’t everyone?
And also I just loved the headline “School surprised by 20ft [...]
In the wake of the 2007 AVN awards, I can’t help but feel there should be an adult version of the Golden Raspberries. A ceremony that acknowledges the worst the industry has to offer.
Categories for awards could include:
Most ridiculous boob job
Most botoxed lips
Worst acting
Most cringeworthy piece of dialogue
Fakest moans (subcategories: while giving blowjob, most monotonous)
Stomach [...]
I need to make up an award, I think. It should be called the Women’s Gratitude Award for the Actor Who Works Hardest To Get His Kit Off In Films. And naturally it should be awarded to Ewan McGregor.
In the past, Ewan has worked tirelessly throughout his entire career to ensure that he appears nude [...]
I’ve just read a news story about how circumcision halves the risk of contracting AIDS.
I’ve heard this theory before, having recently written an article about circumcision for For The Girls. Good news, I thought.
And then the juvenile sniggering started, thanks to this quote:
“It’s not a magic bullet, but a potentially important intervention,” agreed Dr Kevin [...]
Ladies, let me introduce you to Mr Tweak A Thon. I don’t know why I find this page endless amusing (PRESS 9!!! PRESS 9!!!) but I do. I originally saw this in 2004, it’s still great.
Love the music too. I think it’s by the Shadows, but I haven’t been able to find any information about [...]
Cute ad featuring a male stripper.
I recently saw a male stripper at a Hen’s night and wrote a column at For The Girls about it.
Researchers at the Department of Psychology at the University of Minnesota have found that the brain responds to erotic images, even when the mind is not conscious of the image.
Using a technique called interocular suppression, a selection of men and women - both gay and straight - were shown the subliminal images and their responses [...]
While doing research for an article I came across Salon’s piece on guys who own Real Dolls (you’ll have to watch an ad to read it, or you can check out the extended version here).
Now, while I can understand that many of these guys may just be using them as a handy-dandy masturbation tool, I [...]
Spammers have been studying the classics, it seems. Today, amid the usual Viagra and penis enlargement deluge I received an email consisting entirely of sentences from Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice.
P&P is a favourite book of mine, so I found it all rather amusing. Especially because several of the phrases were juxtaposed so as to [...]
Researchers at McGill University in Canada have used thermal imaging technology to measure the arousal rates of men and women.
They’ve concluded that there is no significant different in the time it takes for either gender to become fully aroused.
According to their press release, a selection of young men and women were shown gender-specific porn movies, [...]
Confession time.
When I was 12, I was completely in love with George Michael. I had 50 posters of Wham! on my bedroom wall, a well-worn copy of Make It Big on the turntable, a growing scrapbook collection of magazine articles and a desperate urge for a T-shirt that said “Go-Go” or “Choose Life” (sadly, I [...]
It’s amazing that it hasn’t turned up before this, really. Very Bad Porn (VBP, said in a breathy voice, baby) is a great spoof site sending up all those dodgy reality sites.
The pics look like a bunch of happy snaps taken after a few beers at college, but the site has real videos as well. [...]
Apparently commuters on a Seattle train are treated to an eyeful of nude male flesh every day, and the girls are loving it.
The Seattle Times reports that northbound Sounder trains daily pass by a nude beach regularly frequented by gay men. Known as “The Quiet Place”, the beach has been popular as a nudist haven [...]
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