Today’s the last day to cast your vote in Greenpeace’s Whale Naming contest.
Amid the various worthy names like Aiko and Manami is the stupendously funny Mister Splashy Pants. Which naturally I voted for. As did everybody else.
At time of writing Mister Splashy Pants has 71% of the vote. I’m so looking forward to the press [...]
“If you want something visual, that’s not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves Movie.” - Frank N Furter
Buggerising about on Youtube today I ended up looking at old vintage beefcake footage like this, which features a handsome, well built young man wearing what looks like a knitted testicle pouch. Yes, it’s [...]
The born again Christian lady across the road is obviously not prepared to give up on the souls of us sinner neighbours. She cheerfully delivered the book Left Behind the other day in the hope of scaring us into religion.
I won’t read it because it will just piss me off but my husband figured he’d [...]
An artist called Gabriel Martinez has a website featuring self portraits of men masturbating.
The funny thing is that all the photos are shot from the waist down, so you can’t actually see what the guys are doing. There’s a few hints, like nudey magazines, but the real indication of what’s going on are the [...]
See? Women’s erotica is really quite a complicated process!
Pic is from this extremely cool Einstein photo generator.
It’s nearly summer here, and that means cricket. I like cricket because it’s usually accompanied by lying around in front of the TV, drinking beer and doing bugger all.
And now I’ve got another reason to like it: nudity. A local cricket club has decided to take the nude calendar path in order to raise a [...]
So much to love in this story. If you watch the video, you’ll see Manly footballer Michael Robertson wildly swinging his genitals in the background as a serious post-match interview takes place on Fox Sports. It went to air live and, as you can see, has ended up on Youtube (although I’m not sure for [...]
I’m a redhead which means I’m an endangered species, according to this article and this article.
Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed; soon they will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has the natural red hair.
…Some experts warn [...]
Psychology Today reports on a study by psychologist Geoffrey Miller claiming that the fertility cycles of strippers can influence the number of tips they get.
Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.
Miller links the wage fluctuations to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip [...]
This video has everything: a naked man using his penis to paint a portrait of the Australian prime minister.
The dude is known as Pricasso and he’s currently appearing at the first ever Sexpo in South Africa, although he’s made his name at the Sexpos here for the last couple of years. The funny thing is, [...]
So there I was perusing the sex toys and vibrators at Amazon.com and I was musing about how when I first joined their affiliate program you weren’t supposed to sell via an adult site. Whereas now they have a wide range of dirty, naughty adult products on sale and no questions asked.
Anyway, there it was: [...]
Well, I’ve missed International Talk Like A Pirate Day again. That’s probably because I thought it was on Saturday, when I was at a blues festival and more interested in saying “How how how how” than “Yo Ho Ho.”
Still, it gives me an excuse to post my favorite picture of Johnny Depp and also to [...]
I wasn’t going to blog about the Mormons Exposed calendar, which features beefy young Mormon missionaries semi-clothed, but I just can’t help it. The funny thing is that it’s quite creepy in a way. The guys are nice looking and all, but the fantasies they inspire are less than exciting. The info on the life [...]
The Chaser’s War On Everything got huge ratings on Wednesday night when half the country tuned in to see what really went on with that Osama APEC stunt.
Naturally there was a lot of other fabulously offensive comedy on offer, including this bit about the possible follow-on programs to Californication: Kenfucky, Pensylvagina and… well, just watch [...]
Right, so this post won’t seem very relevant to non Australians but I just have to voice my glee at the stunt pulled by The Chaser team today.
They set up a fake motorcade with Canadian flags and made it past two checkpoints (I’m sickened there’s such a thing as a “checkpoint” in my country right [...]
This is a clever ad from Ikea for shelving.
I love it when the kid discovers how to turn it on and gets the giggles.
The SMH reports that the boys from Puppetry of the Penis are recruiting again, this time for their latest small-scale venture: hen’s nights (bachelorette) and private parties.
Justin Morley, brother of cofounder Simon, manages the private show side of the business.”We’d like to get six extra guys on our books that we can train to do [...]
I’ve mentioned before that I love Top Gear (and I’ve got a bit of a thing for the Hamster). While enjoying all the ridiculous car-based stunts they perform, I’ve done my best to suppress that little voice which questions the whole macho, penis-substitute nature of the program. I mean, when Jeremy Clarkson starts raving on [...]
The ever-fabulous All Men Are Liars column has a great post today about the male experience of being caught masturbating (complete with hilariously apt photo that I just had to include here).
Another of our mates, the Black Rat, liked to stretch himself out on the cool tiles of the bathroom on hot summer days and [...]
Apparently there are some gay men who get off on watching cunnilingus in porn. In response to a piece of advice by Dan Savage, a number of gay guys wrote in to say they enjoy seeing straight men muff dive.
I love watching them be oral, enthusiastic, and submissive. I love to watch them slobber and [...]
So my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it’s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe.
We’d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight.
I think we can all agree that if [...]
A Canadian man had the bright idea of putting porn pictures on the bottom of pizza boxes, to be revealed slowly as each slice was eaten.
The big shock-horror aspect of this story is that most of his customers are female.
“It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at [...]
I’ve watched this too many times today, I have to post it.
Another classic from The Chaser. This one has the gorgeous Richard E. Grant saying the words “shaved minge.”
I feel a need to use the phrase “shaved minge” in a conversation somewhere.
Here’s Chas from the Chaser testing whether the classic porn cliches (Handyman, Pizza guy and Pool boy) really do turn women on.
Worth watching for the mustache alone.
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