
Over the weekend, Australia had an election. Now the people have spoken and their overwhelming response is: Meh.
We have a hung parliament. Neither Labor or the Liberal/National coalition won enough seats to form government. This means the fate of the country lies with three country independents and a freshly minted Greens MP. Meanwhile, the Greens have gained control of the senate.
This is all fantastic news. If you’ve been following my blog you’ll know I’ve often written about the ridiculous internet filter proposed by Labor. I couldn’t vote for them because of it but I was loathe to support the conservatives. I really didn’t want to see either of them in charge… and now they’re not. Rather, we have three Independents who all seem to have a lot of passion and integrity. People are feeling a little stunned that these blokes actually give honest answers in their TV interviews. That’s how jaded and immune to spin we’ve become.
And now there’s a chance that these guys can actually change things for the better. They’ve all said they have little time for spin or party politics or bickering; rather, they want to see issues being addressed. They’re also promising changes to our crap electoral system so we won’t ever have to sit through the nonsense of this election campaign ever again. I’m just so pleased about it.
I spent Saturday morning handing out pamphlets for the Australian Sex Party. My husband and I caused quite a stir at the booth wearing our bright yellow “Vote 1 Sex” T-shirts; a surprising number of people said they wanted to own one. There was a lot of interest from a wide variety of people, including the other volunteers handing out How-To-Votes. So many people sidled up and said “Can I just have a look at that pamphlet?” We also got a few cheers and made plenty of people smile. Better yet, we noticeably boosted the vote for the ASP. I only wish I could have done it in Victoria, where Fiona Patten came incredibly close to winning a seat in the Senate. Next time, for sure.
So… after an idiotic and inane election campaign things took a surprising turn and I now have reason to feel hope for the future of this country. Which ever side gets in, they’re going to have to change they way they conduct themselves. Less spin, more consultation, greater honesty and integrity.
And one thing is certain: there won’t be an internet filter here any time soon.
As @benbirchall said on Twitter: “Nobody’s in charge, Australia! Let’s eat the condensed milk out of the can!”
Pic is from For The Girls.
A friend of mine is having a birthday soon and, giggling madly, I lashed out and bought him a fantastic present: a lime green Borat mankini. No doubt he’ll look superb in the outfit… if he’s ever brave enough to try it on.
I found myself doing a Google images seach for the mankini and discovered a surprising number of good looking guys who do a damn fine job of wearing this difficult garment. So I thought I’d compile them into a single blog post for your questionable ogling pleasure.
The Original Mankini


Sacha Baren-Cohen’s Borat is often credited with inventing the mankini but in truth it’s been out there for a lot longer. Digging around in my old humour file I found these two images taken prior to 2003. I don’t know who the guy is or where it was taken but I think he was the original inspiration for Borat’s mankini exploits. My photo is labelled “Rico Suave.”

This is a backpacker in Cairns celebrating his 18th birthday – from this news item.

This is allegedly John Mayer wearing a mankini on a boat but I suspect it’s photoshopped. Source. There’s also images of John Mayer sniffing a mankini onstage so he’s obviously a fan.

London mankini marathon! Source

And another one. Source

“Mankini for lovers” – this image appears on various adult store sites.

As does this one.

It’s always good to wear protection. Source.

Who knew you could actually swim in it? Source.

Matter of fact I got it now… this guy is so laid back he deserves to be in this gallery. Source.

This is Mankini Malph. He travels the world and takes photos of himself wearing the mankini in front of famous landmarks. He’s obviously a Dead. Set. Legend. Here’s his Twitter stream and here’s his website. Source.

Now this is what I’m talking about. Sexy guy engaging in serious glamour posing in a waterfall clad in a mankini. Source.

The lime green mankini does fairly well but if you’re after something a little different there’s an entire online store dedicated to selling the mankini. Yes folks, you can even buy a tuxedo mankini for that special occasion. What better way to say “I love you” than with an upmarket 82% polyester black mankini.
Fellas – is anyone willing to show off their stuff in a mankini? Send in your pics! Msnaughty AT msnaughty.com
The Sun held its own competition in 2007 – here are the entrants.


I know, I really am neglecting my blog lately. I used to try and write in it every day but a lot of the time I’ve already said what I wanted to say on Twitter. I think blogs are becoming better suited to long-form writing anyway.
In any case, here’s a bit of eye candy to tide you over until I get into the writing mood.


I’m about to run away for a few days and thus this blog and my twitter feed will be mostly neglected. So here’s some hot pics to tide you over. This is Brad, the June Centerfold at For The Girls. Posting these pics I realise I haven’t been putting enough nice smut up for you to enjoy. Been busy with other things and with the ongoing saga of our new member’s area – which I will elaborate on when I return.
In the meantime, enjoy the smoky fabulousness of the lovely Brad.
PS – Remember to check out The Female Gaze erotic film competition! Time’s ticking away, the competition closes mid August! Get those cameras out and let’s see what you find erotic!


SMH says: A report in the Australian journal Body Image has found that consumers respond positively to depictions of average-sized men in advertising. The survey asked over 600 students in their late teens to look at mock-up advertisements for products, some using muscle-bound men and others using thinner or chubbier male models. The results showed that the “buffed” models didn’t rate any higher than average guys.
Neither sex responded more positively to the musclebound bodies, and the males even found ads that showed just the item – with no accompanying model – more effective than those posed by classic hunks.
Some participants in the University of Queensland study ”may have attributed the models’ muscularity to vanity or homosexuality, characteristics which they may have found unpleasant or discomforting”, [study leader] Ms Diedrichs wrote.
It’s not surprising that male respondents preferred not to see a male model at all. This is not news; it’s why the guy’s heads are always cut off in porn films and why we never see naked men in mainstream film. To even look at another man carries hints of homosexuality for some people and therefore must not be tolerated.
It think it’s an interesting and useful study that also reveals a lot about gay stereotypes and how we allow men a lot more leeway in their appearance than women.
On a personal level, I don’t mind a nice six pack or well-defined muscles, although if the guy looks like a boofhead, I’m not so interested. I think a man’s smile and his eyes are very important factors in whether he is attractive or not.



That’s right… this is supposed to be a porn blog. My apologies to all those who come here looking for juicy smut. I’ve been a bit remiss with posting pics lately.
So here’s some lovely photos of completely naked, rock hard erect men in the great outdoors. Most definitely not safe for work.
You’ll find the full sets of these photos at For The Girls



It’s been a while since I put any hot pics up so here’s a few quick photos for your viewing pleasure.
They’re all at For The Girls, of course.
I think Ewan McGregor is gorgeous and he has long been a favourite actor of mine due to his eagerness to get his gear off in films. I think he should win an award for “Most Full Frontal Male Nude Scenes”.
Now he’s told Out magazine that he doesn’t mind kissing guys on set because it “gets his blood up.”
Talking about kissing Jonathan Rhys Meyers in ‘Velvet Goldmine’, Ewan told Out magazine: “I remember when I kissed Johnny. It was just a rush at the end of the day. It was just an electrical moment, because you look around and some of the British electrician guys – who are all mainly closeted homosexuals, I think – were sitting around going ‘F**k, no.’
But I like kissing boys on screen. As a straight guy, it’s quite an interesting proposition. Anything on a film set that takes you by surprise like that, that gets your blood up, is good.
“I’m always interested in playing different people, in different situations. It doesn’t matter to me whether someone is in love with a man or a woman. I find the idea of love and romance interesting. I’m a sucker for it. I like playing someone who’s falling in love because I like the sensation of it.”
If we get Ewan nude in some kind of gay romance film I think it will make millions. Just so long as the other guy isn’t Charlie from Long Way Round.
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What to make of this photo. It’s a guy masturbating in a slightly acrobatic position and ejaculating onto his own face. Is it sexy or not?
I’ve already stated my objection to the ubiquitousness and sexism that seems inherent in many facial cumshots in porn. I do hate that bit where the woman kneels and looks stupid while the guy jerks off and ejaculates on her face.
But a guy doing it to himself? I think it could be very sexy. The idea of a man who tastes his own come or who isn’t afraid to go down on a girl after he’s had an orgasm is hot. I think it implies that the guy is accepting of himself and his sexuality.

This hunky guy looks just a tiny little bit like Twilight star Robert Pattinson. So if you’ve got a bit of a thing for him, he might make a reasonable substitute. Personally, I just think he’s a cute guy. Look at those “fuck me” eyes!
Full set of photos available at For The Girls

Girls, meet Gabriel. He’s very cute and one of my favourite models. I think he looks a little bit like Orlando Bloom.
And yes, that is his humungous penis, it hasn’t been photoshopped on.
You’ll find the full set of pics at For The Girls.
If you’ve got a thing for very thin, gothy-looking, half-naked men then you’ll be pleased to discover the Home For Lost Boys. It’s a relatively new membership site featuring galleries of “alternative, beautiful, non-mainstream boys” and it does seem to be aimed at women.
The FAQ says that they’re not necessarily a porn site:
The site focuses on sensual, rather than explicit, content. None of our models are required to show full frontal nudity, though some chose to do so. Photographers and models have been blurring the line between art and porn for years, and we seek to further that movement. We don’t seek to exclude sexuality, but it is only one aspect of our models’ work, along with artistic and self- expression.
The photos are occasionally amateur-looking but they do have a certain arty flair. If you like earnest authenticity then it’s here in spades and a lot of the guys have lovely faces.