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I’m about to head off on my insane cycling adventure and I’m currently wondering if I’ve done the right thing – my body is complaining and I’ve now got a few injuries to worry about. Still, can’t be helped – we’re going whether I’m fit or not.

So here’s a few nice couples pics to tide you over. They’re from inside the member’s area of For The Girls.

I’ll return to my regularly scheduled smut when I get back.

Over the weekend, Australia had an election. Now the people have spoken and their overwhelming response is: Meh.

We have a hung parliament. Neither Labor or the Liberal/National coalition won enough seats to form government. This means the fate of the country lies with three country independents and a freshly minted Greens MP. Meanwhile, the Greens have gained control of the senate.

This is all fantastic news. If you’ve been following my blog you’ll know I’ve often written about the ridiculous internet filter proposed by Labor. I couldn’t vote for them because of it but I was loathe to support the conservatives. I really didn’t want to see either of them in charge… and now they’re not. Rather, we have three Independents who all seem to have a lot of passion and integrity. People are feeling a little stunned that these blokes actually give honest answers in their TV interviews. That’s how jaded and immune to spin we’ve become.

And now there’s a chance that these guys can actually change things for the better. They’ve all said they have little time for spin or party politics or bickering; rather, they want to see issues being addressed. They’re also promising changes to our crap electoral system so we won’t ever have to sit through the nonsense of this election campaign ever again. I’m just so pleased about it.

I spent Saturday morning handing out pamphlets for the Australian Sex Party. My husband and I caused quite a stir at the booth wearing our bright yellow “Vote 1 Sex” T-shirts; a surprising number of people said they wanted to own one. There was a lot of interest from a wide variety of people, including the other volunteers handing out How-To-Votes. So many people sidled up and said “Can I just have a look at that pamphlet?” We also got a few cheers and made plenty of people smile. Better yet, we noticeably boosted the vote for the ASP. I only wish I could have done it in Victoria, where Fiona Patten came incredibly close to winning a seat in the Senate. Next time, for sure.

So… after an idiotic and inane election campaign things took a surprising turn and I now have reason to feel hope for the future of this country. Which ever side gets in, they’re going to have to change they way they conduct themselves. Less spin, more consultation, greater honesty and integrity.

And one thing is certain: there won’t be an internet filter here any time soon.

As @benbirchall said on Twitter: “Nobody’s in charge, Australia! Let’s eat the condensed milk out of the can!”

Pic is from For The Girls.

A friend of mine is having a birthday soon and, giggling madly, I lashed out and bought him a fantastic present: a lime green Borat mankini. No doubt he’ll look superb in the outfit… if he’s ever brave enough to try it on.

I found myself doing a Google images seach for the mankini and discovered a surprising number of good looking guys who do a damn fine job of wearing this difficult garment. So I thought I’d compile them into a single blog post for your questionable ogling pleasure.

The Original Mankini


Sacha Baren-Cohen’s Borat is often credited with inventing the mankini but in truth it’s been out there for a lot longer. Digging around in my old humour file I found these two images taken prior to 2003. I don’t know who the guy is or where it was taken but I think he was the original inspiration for Borat’s mankini exploits. My photo is labelled “Rico Suave.”

This is a backpacker in Cairns celebrating his 18th birthday – from this news item.

This is allegedly John Mayer wearing a mankini on a boat but I suspect it’s photoshopped. Source. There’s also images of John Mayer sniffing a mankini onstage so he’s obviously a fan.

London mankini marathon! Source

And another one. Source

“Mankini for lovers” – this image appears on various adult store sites.

As does this one.

It’s always good to wear protection. Source.

Who knew you could actually swim in it? Source.

Matter of fact I got it now… this guy is so laid back he deserves to be in this gallery. Source.

This is Mankini Malph. He travels the world and takes photos of himself wearing the mankini in front of famous landmarks. He’s obviously a Dead. Set. Legend. Here’s his Twitter stream and here’s his website. Source.

Now this is what I’m talking about. Sexy guy engaging in serious glamour posing in a waterfall clad in a mankini. Source.

The lime green mankini does fairly well but if you’re after something a little different there’s an entire online store dedicated to selling the mankini. Yes folks, you can even buy a tuxedo mankini for that special occasion. What better way to say “I love you” than with an upmarket 82% polyester black mankini.

Fellas – is anyone willing to show off their stuff in a mankini? Send in your pics! Msnaughty AT msnaughty.com

The Sun held its own competition in 2007 – here are the entrants.

I know, I really am neglecting my blog lately. I used to try and write in it every day but a lot of the time I’ve already said what I wanted to say on Twitter. I think blogs are becoming better suited to long-form writing anyway.

In any case, here’s a bit of eye candy to tide you over until I get into the writing mood.

I’m about to run away for a few days and thus this blog and my twitter feed will be mostly neglected. So here’s some hot pics to tide you over. This is Brad, the June Centerfold at For The Girls. Posting these pics I realise I haven’t been putting enough nice smut up for you to enjoy. Been busy with other things and with the ongoing saga of our new member’s area – which I will elaborate on when I return.

In the meantime, enjoy the smoky fabulousness of the lovely Brad.

PS – Remember to check out The Female Gaze erotic film competition! Time’s ticking away, the competition closes mid August! Get those cameras out and let’s see what you find erotic!

Our latest update at For The Girls features an exclusive interview with Spanish erotic filmmaker Erika Lust. I reviewed her film Life Love Lust last week and absolutely adored it. Its three stories are engaging, well executed and very sexy.

One of the more impressive things about this movie is the stunning cinematography. Erika says she shot it in high definition on a Canon 7D. This is the camera that has indie filmmakers raving because it can create such glorious film-like results for very little money. Having seen this film, I now want one.

You can watch Life Love Lust at Hotmovies or via Erika’s own site.

Here are a few pics from the film:

Way back in 2002 I sat down and made Pure Cunnilingus, a site devoted to male-female cunnilingus. I did this because there were no other porn sites on the web that featured men going down and it bugged me. I like seeing guys lick clit. It’s hot.

Mainstream porn steadfastly avoids the topic of male muff diving. If you search on the standard slang terms like “rug munching” or similar all you will find are girl-girl photos and movies. If something is categorised as “oral sex” it either means blowjobs or women licking other women. There’s a huge industry blind spot when it comes to male-female cunnilingus.

So in 2002 I made my little site, gathering up as many erotic photos of cunnilingus as I could find and writing stories and articles on the topic. Then in 2004 I upgraded it. Since then it’s been rather neglected, I’m afraid, even though I’ve always been fond of it and the other cunnilingus-themed sites I made (The Cunnilingus Site, Muff Diving Men). I’ve also been busy with For The Girls, of course, which is my main priority.

Last month I finally decided to get off my butt and revamp the site. I’ve added over 45 movies (with more to come), a swathe of new galleries, wrote new articles and stories and made the whole thing look new and whizbang. I also redid the tour pages, spending waaaaaay too long messing around with Photoshop. Yes, it’s very pink. But what other colour should one use for a cunnilingus-based website?

So here’s the end result. It’s now the biggest and best male-female cunnilingus site on the internet! Not that there’s many others, of course, but mine is now the largest. Fans of cunnilingus now don’t have to spend hours trawling around the place trying to find anything that might feature male tongue-on-clit. It’s all in one place.

Right now the site isn’t a paysite, as such. It’s a part of the Netverifier network which includes access to a bunch of sites, including my 20 or so other AVS sites. I like Netverifier because it gives surfers good value for money. It may be that I’ll turn it into a proper paysite in the future as the site grows.

Here’s a few pics that I like:

SMH says: A report in the Australian journal Body Image has found that consumers respond positively to depictions of average-sized men in advertising. The survey asked over 600 students in their late teens to look at mock-up advertisements for products, some using muscle-bound men and others using thinner or chubbier male models. The results showed that the “buffed” models didn’t rate any higher than average guys.

Neither sex responded more positively to the musclebound bodies, and the males even found ads that showed just the item – with no accompanying model – more effective than those posed by classic hunks.

Some participants in the University of Queensland study ”may have attributed the models’ muscularity to vanity or homosexuality, characteristics which they may have found unpleasant or discomforting”, [study leader] Ms Diedrichs wrote.

It’s not surprising that male respondents preferred not to see a male model at all. This is not news; it’s why the guy’s heads are always cut off in porn films and why we never see naked men in mainstream film. To even look at another man carries hints of homosexuality for some people and therefore must not be tolerated.

It think it’s an interesting and useful study that also reveals a lot about gay stereotypes and how we allow men a lot more leeway in their appearance than women.

On a personal level, I don’t mind a nice six pack or well-defined muscles, although if the guy looks like a boofhead, I’m not so interested. I think a man’s smile and his eyes are very important factors in whether he is attractive or not.

So I’ve been rather serious lately. Here’s some naked men to make up for it.

* A “unicorn chaser” is a link or pic you pass on after you’ve offered something serious or less-than-pleasant.

I have a number of really long-winded blog posts that I need to write but I’ve been busy doing other things the last couple of days. So in order that the blog doesn’t look too dead, I thought I’d whack up a couple of sexy pictures.

I want to see more guys wearing glasses in porn. It’s sexy. And I’ve just written an erotic story for For The Girls about an encounter between two people who met via Twitter. The guy wears glasses.

And dreadlocks. Aren’t they sexy? We need to see more of those too!

Sexy genderqueer porn star Jiz Lee has started a special side project for charity called Karma Pervs. The idea is that each month she’ll be offering an exclusive photoset of herself plus a number of extras to members.

She’ll then use the money raised for worthy causes, such as the Stop AIDS Project. The price is $7.99 for a month. Because it’s new you won’t get many back issues for that money, but think of it as a donation with benefits. Here’s a peek at the April photo shoot.

I’m an unabashed fan of Jiz Lee. She’s smart, articulate and very sexy, the perfect lesbian for any straight girl’s “conversion” fantasy. Last night I saw her in Madison Young’s The Thin Line Between Art And Sex. Her sex scene is amazing and the film also features a lovely interview with her. Did you know she’s originally from Hawaii and used to do hula dancing?

You’ll find out more about Jiz on her official site.

That’s right… this is supposed to be a porn blog. My apologies to all those who come here looking for juicy smut. I’ve been a bit remiss with posting pics lately.

So here’s some lovely photos of completely naked, rock hard erect men in the great outdoors. Most definitely not safe for work.

You’ll find the full sets of these photos at For The Girls

A few more sexy pics for your viewing pleasure, while I’m AWOL

It’s been a while since I put any hot pics up so here’s a few quick photos for your viewing pleasure.

They’re all at For The Girls, of course.

My, what a huge… present you have.

Happy Christmas to everyone.