Adventures At The Erotic Screen And Sound Conference

Well folks, I did it. I successfully gave my presentation “Girly Smut: A History Of Porn For Women” at the Erotic Screen and Sound Conference on the 17th. While I was pleased that my voice didn’t get quavery, I did end up turning it into a bit of a shambles because I went waaaay over time. I knew the talk was 22 minutes to begin with but I thought I’d Read More …

Eeep! Ms Naughty Pretends To Be An Academic

It’s today. I’m heading to the conference today. And the presentation is on Thursday. Oh god. I can’t believe how much time it took to organise the slides for my presentation. I spent days doing it! I’ve never done this sort of thing before so I’ve learnt how to use Open Office Impress from scratch. I also spent ages scanning in pics and accumulating photos from the internet. I’ve been Read More …

My Mistress’ Eyes…

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress Read More …