Ad From 1988: Stimulating Face Massager
Trying to clean out my office cupboard I came across a Magnamail catalogue from about 1988. Amid its many stunning mail-order items was this ad for a “Cordless Super Massager.”
Yes folks, that’s a great big bendy dong vibrator.
I especially enjoy the line: “Shaped to fit under the skin around the eyes and brows where wrinkles occur.”
At least in 2010 we don’t have to pretend that a big penis-shaped vibrator is anything other than a sex toy.
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