14
April
2008
April
2008
Cake and Cunnilingus Day 2008
April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, now in its third year.
Yes, I made it up. I decided to reject the stupid masculinist idea of “steak and a blowjob day” by creating my own silly girly holiday. Does it help the cause of feminism? I’m buggered if I know.
Anyway, it’s two months after the gushy sentamentality of Valentine’s Day and it’s a good day to simply indulge in carnal and epicurian lusts. Definitely beats a bunch of flowers, I think.
