Chippendale Dancers Go Free

Not sure how I missed this one. In Texas, police arrested a group of 8 Chippendales dancers for gyrating sexually. With their pants on. They’ve now been let off. Last Friday eight Chippendale dancers and three show and club promoters were arrested making national headlines. According to police, the arrested dancers “sexually stimulated and sexually gratified” female audience members during their show at Jake`s Sports Café, which violates the city`s Read More …

Hot Gossip’s Naughty Bits

As a kid growing up, the only TV I was allowed to watch on weeknights was at 6pm on the ABC (something many Australian 30-somethings will appreciate). This usually encompassed The Goodies and Doctor Who but it also included the Kenny Everett Video Show. This 6pm ritual is partly responsible for my sense of humour, but I think it also played a hand in what I think is sexy. And Read More …

Female Fantasies Available For Download

I’m really pleased to discover the Strictly Broadband, the UK-based video-on-demand company, is now offering Petra Joy’s Female Fantasies. This means you can download the movie onto your PC and you have 7 days to watch it. The cost is around US$15. This is much cheaper and easier than attempting to buy the DVD from European-based adult stores. Female Fantasies is the latest film from Strawberry Seductress, Petra Joy, a Read More …

Body Worship

Playgirl has another film out, just like clockwork. This one is called Body Worship. “There are some desires so monumental, you must give in. You must obey. Fall to your knees, raise your voice. Give yourself over. You have no choice.” The blurbs for these films are getting increasingly vague. I mean, what the hell is that about, really? The film’s stars look fairly familiar. Fans of Jean Val Jean Read More …

Captain Jack’s Got A Big Penis

I can’t help but post on this story, mainly because I can’t resist the headline “Captain Jack’s Huge Penis.” I’m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it’s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don’t belong in the Tardis (not Read More …

The Erotic Adventures of Ralph

Well, seems there’s no need to write my own erotic stories when I can just quote extensively from British tabloid interviews with the Qantas air attendant who got it on with Ralph Fiennes in the toilet: “We were so close. Our faces were less than a foot apart and then he started holding my hands. Then he began kissing me. The kissing was very passionate and his hands were all Read More …

Male Nudity In Ancient Greek Art

This relatively flimsy article at MSNBC looks at why so many Greek statues depict naked men. Archaeologists conclude it was often to show vulnerability in a subject. Or, if the man was a labourer, to highlight his working physique. What I find most interesting is this: “Greek males, it is generally agreed, did not walk around town naked, they did not ride their horses naked, and they certainly did not Read More …

More Male Celebrity Nudity

I go away for a few days and suddenly male celebrities are busting to get their kit off. Dr Who star David Tennant gets nude in a new BBC drama called Recovery, which is about the loss of identity after an accident. Viewers can see him nude in the shower, when he forgets to turn the water on. Tennant has previously been nude in the 1995 stage play What The Read More …

Cream

Cream turns me on. Luscious, smooth, thick, thick cream. Dollops of it. Bowlfuls of it, oozing, running, flowing. A lusty indulgence, a sinful luxury in a non-fat, low-carb, asparatame-flavored world, a plethora of tasty sensuality poured out and consumed hungrily. Even the word cream is lustrous. It lives quietly in the mouth, a breathy utterance that ends in a smile. It evokes the texture and taste and the gentle, velvety Read More …

Happy Lupercalia

Reading up on the history of Valentine’s Day at Wikipedia, I found that the Romans had some amusing customs for Lupercalia, celebrated on February 15, and they tended to involve naked men. Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through Read More …

Happy Valentine’s Day 2007

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. I don’t actually do much with it. Everyday is Valentine’s for me and my husband. And I can never think of anything decent to give him anyway. It is, of course, a fine excuse to drink champagne, and I’ll be doing quite a bit of that today. OK, so here’s a bit of smut for you to celebrate the day. Hawaiian Valentine. “I want the cliché,” Read More …

Love’s On The Menu

OK, so I’m not at my desk full time this week, which means I’m going to resort to short posts with very little educational value. That means, more smut. This pic is from a very “flowery, romance” set of photos. It starts off with a candlelit dinner. I thought it was perfect since Valentine’s Day is nearly here. Full gallery here.

Dirty Girl

A play by the former editor of Playgirl has just finished its run at the Kraine theatre in New York. Dirty Girl is the story of: Dori Richter, a nice Jewish girl from Long Island whose life changes when she answers an ad in the newspaper seeking a ‘writer/editor who must be comfortable with male nudity’. Dirty Girl takes audiences from the offices of the fictional ‘Loverboy’ magazine to steamy Read More …

Won’t Somebody Think Of The Children!

A book about teenage sexuality is causing a bit of a stir here in Australia. The Sex Lives of Australian Teenagers by Joan Sauers has prompted the usual hysterical rants from conservative politicians. The author conducted a random survey of 300 teen boys and girls, asking questions about masturbation, oral sex, contraception and porn. The best summary of the book appears in this article at the Bulletin. A few interesting Read More …