November
2006
Very Bad Erotic fiction
Oh, the horror of editing badly written sex stories.
Never mind the 5273 replacements of “!!!” with a full stop (thanks, find and replace). Never mind the awful spelling, atrocious punctuation or dreadful characterisation.
The hardest part is encountering sentences like this:
Make no mistake about it, women think about what’s hanging between a man’s legs about as often as men think about the various sizes of women’s boobs. The incredible urge to orally satisfy a man is so ingrained in the female mind, that she would do as Lindy was right this instant, that is, suck off a complete stranger just to get the rush of having him ejaculate into her mouth.
That’s right, fellas. That suspicion you had about us women, that giving a blowjob is the ultimate form of female sexual expression… it’s true!
Please tell me this wasn’t written by a woman… Please!
Haha that is…I don’t even know. My brain just exploded reading it. Excuse me, I need to orally satisfy a man now!