March
2006
I Keep Winning The Lottery
Maybe I’m just lucky, but lately I’ve been winning the lottery every day.
Like so many others, I’m awfully blase about rich Nigerians who are super-keen to be my friend, but recently I’ve also been surreptitiously entered in a plethora of huge lotteries, and winning them all.
So far this week I’ve won:
1 Million Euro from Superbal Email Lottery Promotions in the Netherlands
2.5 million US Dollars from those lovely people at British Lottery International
2.5 million Pounds from UKOnline International Lottery
and 1.5 million Euros from Government Accredited Licenced Lottery Promoters in the Netherlands
Oh, I did come third once. I only won 850,000 US Dollars from InOrbit Lottery in the Netherlands that time. Bummer, huh?
Funnily enough, they’ve all suffered a “mixup with numbers and names”. You’d think with all that money floating around they’d hire better help.
It’s nothing new of course. Snopes has all the details about these kinds of lottery scams, popular since 2002.
Still, it got me thinking. Wouldn’t it be nice to win four lotteries in one week?
