Trouser Snakes on a Plain

Right on, you know what I'm sayin'. Muthafuckin' gorgeous men getting completely naked and taking out their trouser snakes... on a mutherfuckin' desert plain. Damn straight. You listen, and listen good... these guys are god damn sexy, and the photography is, like, sweet, you know, all artistic and everythin'.

Hey, don't you start and be all smartass and everthin'. I know that you know that this site is bald-facedly making use of a certain internet-hyped Samuel L Jackson movie to draw your attention to nude men, but relax. Hang loose. It aint no drama. I know you need a bit of sweet lovin', a bit of self-inflicted pleasure. Be cool. I'm here to help you with that. You hang with me, you do what I say, you'll be just alright.

OK... are you cool? Cool? We cool.

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Right... now, if you want to see these trouser snakes on a plain - and believe me, you will - then you'd better be over 18. If you're not, it's time for you to fuck off. If you're a kid and I find out you've been looking at porn, your muthafuckin' ass is mine, you got that?

To get to the next page, you'd better read and agree to this warning, before I count to ten.


 

Right, are you strapped in? Think you can handle it?

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