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I think Ewan McGregor is gorgeous and he has long been a favourite actor of mine due to his eagerness to get his gear off in films. I think he should win an award for “Most Full Frontal Male Nude Scenes”.

Now he’s told Out magazine that he doesn’t mind kissing guys on set because it “gets his blood up.”

Talking about kissing Jonathan Rhys Meyers in ‘Velvet Goldmine’, Ewan told Out magazine: “I remember when I kissed Johnny. It was just a rush at the end of the day. It was just an electrical moment, because you look around and some of the British electrician guys – who are all mainly closeted homosexuals, I think – were sitting around going ‘F**k, no.’

But I like kissing boys on screen. As a straight guy, it’s quite an interesting proposition. Anything on a film set that takes you by surprise like that, that gets your blood up, is good.

“I’m always interested in playing different people, in different situations. It doesn’t matter to me whether someone is in love with a man or a woman. I find the idea of love and romance interesting. I’m a sucker for it. I like playing someone who’s falling in love because I like the sensation of it.”

If we get Ewan nude in some kind of gay romance film I think it will make millions. Just so long as the other guy isn’t Charlie from Long Way Round.

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This hunky guy looks just a tiny little bit like Twilight star Robert Pattinson. So if you’ve got a bit of a thing for him, he might make a reasonable substitute. Personally, I just think he’s a cute guy. Look at those “fuck me” eyes!

Full set of photos available at For The Girls

This is pole vaulter Romain Mesnil’s way of trying to attract a new sponsor. He’s running naked through the streets of Paris, although unfortunately a black square tends to ruin the fun a bit.

Giddy up, I say. Let’s see more athletes earning the cash this way.

BBC has more info.

I’m not so keen on rugby, but I do like it when they take off their clothes.

The Mirror has the full set along with a bunch of other nude athlete photos here.

It’s Friday, I’ve been busy so I’m quickly putting up a nice pic of a naked guy with a hairy chest to keep you all happy.

You’ll also be interested to know that For The Girls now has an exciting new tour, freshly minted and uploaded. I think it looks very swish and generally fabulous AND it’s now got fancy new flash video samples. It’s been a long time coming but worth the wait.

A couple of links of interest for the day:
Petra Joy has been featured in Metro magazine prior to her big weekend at the Erotica expo in London where she’s presenting a heap of seminars and is quite the celebrity. I hope it goes well for her.

The Australian Sex Party has had a successful launch and easily got their 500 founding members at Sexpo in Melbourne. Their policies are now on the website.

And I just have to post about today’s fabulously weird sex story: Man fined $600 for masturbating with a jar of pasta sauce. In his car.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.

I think I like the sound of Spain.

Forget the prudish Catholic bit. The Spanish are a relatively live-and-let-live bunch and attitudes are surprisingly relaxed. In fact, the laws regarding public nudity are the most liberal in Europe and right to dress (or not) as you see fit is enshrined in the Spanish constitution.

Theoretically, you can be naked on any beach, or indeed in any public place. In practice, most people wanting an all-over tan stick to either official naturist beaches, or beaches where there is a tradition of nude sunbathing.

Link.

It’s three days until the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony and I have to say I’m disappointed. There haven’t been the usual spate of nude Australian athlete photos. Not like 2004, when you couldn’t move for Olympian vag and peen (I blogged about it at the time). Remember The Athens Dream?

Phwoar, hey? This time around they’ve all decided to be modest, which is a damn shame. And Michael Klim (above) has retired, both from swimming and from getting out the tackle for art magazines.

The British have thankfully taken up the slack, however, as the above pic from this Daily Mail article reveals. The photos are part of an advertising campaign for Powerade, apparently.

I would very much like to see the delectable Eamon Sullivan get the gear off, especially now he’s a single man. The guy wins hands down in the hotness stakes at the pool.

If you want more nude olympians, Nerve have compiled a list of the 12 Best Nude Athlete pictorials. And the SMH has a list of notorious Australian nude athletes, but no pics, unfortunately. Pravda has a list of Russian female athletes who have gone nude (with links to pics) here.

ESPN has a list of the hottest male athletes here but they’re all fully clothed. It does, however, make me want to see Carlos Moya nude.

(Actually, I sometimes wonder if Carlos strides onto the tennis court and murmurs: “My name is Carlos Moya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”)

ANYWAY… if you want to avoid all the artiness and just get straight down to perving on celebrities, visit Male Celebs. Their archive features a heap of male athletes.

I have a piece of paper that says I can be a teacher. I have no intention of using it unless I’m desperate because teaching in 2008 is a shit job that is undervalued and underpaid.

But I suspect that I would have no hope of employment even if I did go mad and decided I wanted to teach. That’s because teachers are supposed to be flawless, upstanding members of the community – as opposed to pornographers. Because we are all evil, after all. And teachers aren’t allowed to have a sex life, either.

One can only reach this conclusion after what’s happened to a Sydney primary school teacher who has been sacked because she appeared in a tasteful nude photo in Cleo magazine. Lynne Tziolas appeared nude with her husband and also discussed their sex life in an article about the sex lives of real couples. The photo and comments were within the sealed section of the magazine.

Apparently there’s now a petition signed by 40 parents demanding she be re-instated and she’s also suing the department of education.

Lynne and her husband obviously love each other and are relaxed about their sex lives and bodies. What they do in their spare time shouldn’t be anybody’s business… even if they are appearing nude in a major magazine.

What shits me here is the assumption that any kind of public expression of sexuality or nudity makes you into some kind of pervert – one who must be kept away from children. Because children are supposed to be completely pure and innocent and sexually ignorant.

The same “but think of the children!” mentality has reared it’s dopey head in Queensland because the government is finally going to approve the state’s first ever official nude beach. Various lunatics have piped up and said “I don’t think it’s a good idea – there are families around.” Because “families” can’t possibly be exposed to nudity… and being nude on a beach is somehow depraved, immoral and not suitable for children.

How can a bit of skinny dipping be harmful to a kid? Why would it be a problem for a child to see normal human bodies?

It also shits me that the word “family” has been stolen by conservative bastards and twisted to mean “heterosexual married couples with 2.5 kids who are sexually uptight.” Fuck that.

I hope Lynne wins her case. And I’m glad she’s making a stand – saying that it’s OK and normal to discuss a loving, healthy sexual relationship.

Also – isn’t that a fantastic photo. Tasteful, beautiful… and the look on her husband’s face is just gorgeous. That’s a photo about love, people, and if you get offended by that, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

News articles at SMH and News.com.au

Alt porn is the new black. Or it was the new black – some say that it’s been commercialised beyond coolness so now it’s more of a new brown. In any case, there are now plenty of alternative gothic porn sites out there featuring naked chicks with tattos and piercings (see Quirky Sex for examples).

The problem with the new black is that it’s still the same ol’ same ol’ when it comes to the models: namely, they’re female.

Today I received a plaintive email from a female surfer bemoaning the lack of male goth porn sites. And she’s right – this is one neglected porn niche. At this stage there’s only one major site out there dedicated purely to nude male goths and punks: Incubi Inc. It’s an indie site run by horny goth Mistress V who couldn’t find porn that would satisfy her.

I was wishing Trent Renzor was singing “Closer” to me and trying to put my finger on the sex appeal of Rob Zombie. All of my peers thought I was weird, how could I like men in make up? What was I thinking, he was wearing leather pants! Cast out of fan girl conversations, I knew I couldn’t be alone… This site is my own personal lash at “the man” showing that good looking men come in all shapes and sizes (as well as lengths of hair) just like women come in all sizes of beauty…

Incubi Inc isn’t huge but it has a lot of potential and I’m sure it’s getting bigger all the time.

There are a few alt sites that don’t focus solely on women. No Fauxxx is female run and features nude goth guys but I suspect they’re in a minority. There’s also a subgroup at the Suicide Girls site for men.

You know… I should make a naked male goth/punk site one of these days…

Pic is of the lovely Efini.