Ms Naughty Porn for Women Blog

So I’ve been rather serious lately. Here’s some naked men to make up for it.

* A “unicorn chaser” is a link or pic you pass on after you’ve offered something serious or less-than-pleasant.

This is Australian chat show host Rove McManus and the excitingly fashionable outfit that Bruno got him to wear.

I think we need more knitted nude suits on TV. Especially MALE nude suits. Hilarious.

Here’s a bit of male eye candy to spice up the blog a bit.

More pics of this gorgeous guy here.

Cute Carlos shows off his lovely smile in this gallery

Once again I’m neglecting my blog in favour of Twitter, so here’s a lovely naked man photo to keep you amused. I was perusing some older pics today and found this photo of Sebastian. It’s one of my favourites.

You’ll find the full set at For The Girls.

Might as well get in on this internet meme and make it better by using naked men!

This is just a gorgeous, lovely pic. Enjoy.

Full set is at For The Girls – of course!

So, just to provide a contrast from some of my previous, rather deep posts, here’s some male eye candy.

I think he’s rather hot, what with the bad boy looks, the goatee and the y fronts.

The pic is from the For The Girls Blog, so I thought I’d re-post it here and remind you that if you want regular perving opportunities, head over there. And yes, of course I want you to join!

Been really busy, haven’t blogged properly. So naturally I’m doing a filler post with a dirty pic and some links. The guy in the image features in our lastest male masturbation video at For The Girls, uploaded today. He’s quite the hottie, even if he does look like something of a gym junkie. Still, I’d probably be more inclined to go to the gym if more good looking guys were naked on the equipment.

There’s a few news stories I wanted to link to, a couple of them via Fleshbot.

* The guy who organised the Mormon beefcake calendar has been excommunicated. Presumably he’ll now burn in hell for trying to make his religion a bit more appealing (the calendar sold 10,000 copies). And there goes the dream of having hunky, shirtless guys knocking on the door, handing out pamphlets.

* Apparently spas are taking up the idea of giving women a “happy ending” when they have a massage. I think there’ll be a big demand for this. I consistently see erotic massages popping up in female fantasy and sex stories so it’s definitely something women find appealing.

* The teacher who was sacked because she posed nude with her husband in Cleo has lost her battle to get her job back. She says she’ll now sue the government.

An article in the New York Times and other media sources today cites new research that suggests straight women aren’t necessarily turned on by naked men. The study, by Meredith Chivers from the Center for Addiction and Mental Health at the University of Toronto, measured the genital responses of women to various images. It found that women were often more turned on by other women, although the researchers concluded that it was what people were doing that made a difference.

Heterosexual women, Dr. Chivers and her colleagues found, were no more excited by athletic naked men doing yoga or tossing stones into the ocean than they were by the control footage: long pans of the snowcapped Himalayas. When straight women viewed a video of a naked woman doing calisthenics, on the other hand, their blood flow increased significantly.

What really matters to women, Dr. Chivers said, at least in the somewhat artificial setting of watching movies while intimately hooked up to a device called a photoplethysmograph, is not the gender of the actor, but the degree of sensuality. Even more than the naked exercisers, they were aroused by videos of masturbation, and more still by graphic videos of couples making love. Women with women, men with men, men with women: it did not seem to matter much to her female subjects, Dr. Chivers said.

“Women physically don’t seem to differentiate between genders in their sex responses, at least heterosexual women don’t,” she said. “For heterosexual women, gender didn’t matter. They responded to the level of activity.”

The study found that men, both straight and gay, and lesbians, were more gender-oriented when it came to visual arousal. This echoes similar research by Northwestern University in 2003.

The research is discussed in a documentary called “Bi The Way” and is seen as an example of the bisexuality of women.

What grabs my attention here is that the study hasn’t factored in the way that straight women aren’t trained to appreciate male bodies. Society constantly presents the idea that “sexy” equals “female” and this is drummed into all of us from a young age. Advertising, films, television and magazines reinforce this. We’re taught to see the female body as alluring and erotic, as something to be desired. Men’s bodies were rarely held up as sex objects – at least, not until recently.

On top of that, there’s the way that porn, a tool of arousal, is almost always focused on the female body. From those first moments when we stole a glimpse at a Playboy or Penthouse as kids, women are trained to admire and lust after other females.

So I’m almost not surprised that the nude woman doing aerobics produced a sexual response. It’s a little Pavlovian, really.

Beyond that, the research does back up the idea that straight women can get turned on by anything. I like that we’re so flexible. It does, of course, advance the idea you can’t define “porn for women” because you can never tell what women want. Even so, I’m going to keep using the phrase because it’s a nice way of creating a little happy space on the internet for horny chicks who are sick of mainstream porn.

I sometimes muse about the way that the nude male body is hidden from public view, but the female form is considered to be public property.

Apparently this is not the case in the gay community. MCV has a piece discussing the fact that advertisers targeting gay men almost always resort to using beefcake to sell their wares. Doesn’t matter what the product is, chances are it will be accompanied by images of naked men.

The author ponders what this says about the gay community and how it is perceived by advertisers. She also questions whether gay men are being conditioned to accept it. Are they being “dumbed down” by advertising?

It’s hard for a lesbian to imagine being targeted in this way. The mainstream may consider us ugly, but never dumb.

In fact, I have a gay travel book which pictorially depicts lesbians at art galleries, restaurants and places of historical interest, but the boys are always beachside, resplendent in their Speedos.

Advertising always seems to be about stereotypes, doesn’t it?

I did a little search on “gay advertising” and found the Commercial Closet Association which aims to help advertisers be a little less obvious in their messages.

If nothing else, this story has given me an excuse to post that hilarious gay hot dog ad. I got it from this page which features a number of amusing gay ads. I also like the “We’re just as excited as you are” Volvo ad.

There’s something super post-post-modernist about my blog commenting on someone’s blog which is commenting on another blog… but anyway:

Idolator blog offers up a list of sexy album covers featuring naked men, as distilled from Gigwise’s 50 sexiest album covers list. They also point out that most male entries in the list are treated as a joke, rather than as something “sexy.” This compared to the nude female album covers which are discussed purely in terms of shagability. I like their point.

I also just want to include a pic of Prince’s Lovesexy in this blog. Because come on. That is hot. I never used to think much of Prince, but I changed my mind. Fact is, Prince is a squishy velvet purple suit full of hot lovin’ that just won’t quit.

And look at how nicely that cover goes with my blog colour scheme.

Here, my good friends, is an example of what sort of photos should have been in that Porn for Women book. Yes, it’s a guy doing the housework. But take note, dear readers, of one crucial and vital difference. Yes, Niko here is drop-dead gorgeous and he’s completely fucking naked.

The pic is from this gallery.

Apparently the upcoming spring/summer issue of Britain’s GQ Style features an essay by fashion guru Tom Ford and pictorial featuring naked men. Ford says he wants to look at the way Western society avoids serious study of the male body and the disparity between the treatment of men’s and women’s bodies.

NYMag has lifted whole paragraphs from Ford’s essay and turned it into a mock interview. It makes for interesting reading. I really liked this bit:

Imagine … if our suits were entirely designed to show off our penises. Imagine if contemporary fashion demanded that you left your cock hanging outside your trousers, with perhaps just the head trussed up in a tiny pouch like a dick bra. Everyone would see our cocks all the time, in the same way that fashion features women’s breasts.

What a fascinating idea. Part of me really, really wants this to happen. When the revolution comes, ladies, it’ll be dick bras for the lot of them, I say!

It’s Tuesday. I’ve just finished watching Return of the King for the nth time and now my eyes are red from crying. No matter how hard I try, that film reduces me to a blubbering mess. Meanwhile, Wordpress has released a new version, I’m very busy with all sorts of smut-creative activities and I’ve still got to start on my Script Frenzy script. In other news, Ms Naughty has made a semi-comeback on Google, but I’m not holding my breath. And I fell for one April Fools joke today: LastMinute had me looking up the price of a space tourism flight. If I’d be British I might have fallen for the bisexual James Bond story. Wait… why should that be a joke. Damn, a Brokeback Goldfinger would be so very cool!

And, for the record, I hate the word “feminazi” which I’ve read no less than four times today.

So, to symbolize all this, here’s a hot naked guy picture.

Edit: ThinkGeek have got a couple of weird things on their front page today, including the Super Pii Pii Brothers game and a Beta to HD-DVD recorder. Cool.

This Indian website has happily quizzed the hottest female stars in Bollywood about whether they’d like to see male nudity on screen. It seems the answer is a resounding “no”.

Priyanaka Chopra says, “I think I would cringe on seeing anyone in the Hindi film industry naked on screen. I think sensuality is more appealing than a full Monty. It’s just too much in your face. And that is ugly.

Kangana Ranaut has her own views… “The male body is not a pleasant sight. First of all they are so hairy, and then they wax their bodies! I think it’s a terrible sight to see even a nude male statue or a man in his briefs. Let it be in the imagination, making it real isn’t a pleasant thought.”

I’m thinking the Bollywood ladies need to get more a grip on reality.