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Searching for Superman's Bulge (the SuperGroin!)Fansite BrandonRouth.com didn't have many promo pics from the upcoming Superman film, but I did find this one:
A closer inspection of the pants area in question reveals this:
That's quite the unassuming bulge. Has the pic been doctored? I'm not sure. Perhaps the general sturdiness of the SuperPants fabric has flattened the wedding tackle into a much less interesting shape. As with everything about this new Superman movie, we must compare the package with the late great Christopher Reeve. The Christopher Reeve Home Page provided me with this great pic:
and the subsequent closeup of the 1979 Supergroin is revealing:
Gotta say, Christopher is winning the battle of the bulge in this case, although that clingy 1970s nylon fabric may have made all the difference. If there's been one improvement, at least Brandon's SuperUndies don't go all the way up to his armpits. What about Dean Cain, who played Superman in the TV show Lois and Clark? I found some good pics at The Superman Homepage (and I recommend you check out the galleries there for all your Superman Groin needs). Interestingly, Dean had a lot of promo photos taken at a slight angle, and most of those pics seem to suggest he dresses to the left. And then I found this pic:
which provided me with this rather revealing SuperGroin closeup:
Ka-ching! Now that's what I call Super Dick Definition! Posted: Tuesday 13th December 2005, 9:41 PM Back to the Blog
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