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Anal Bleaching Roundup 2: The Next GenerationThe fact is, after doing all that fun anal bleaching research I found a website that seemed to top everything. It's called Whitestarr and it's a Dutch company that not only specialises in anal bleaching, but they also do... wait for it... anal tattooing!! Now I will say that I have absolutely no idea if this site is for real or not. The English translation isn't that fab and there's not much information on the site itself. But let's assume it's not a hoax and start to collectively clench our asses at the idea of anal tattooing. That's right, you too can "bling your ass" via the ancient Maori tattooing techniques using "special ultrathin Japanese needles and natural color substances". Available colors are white, gold and... red. Like having a red arse is somehow "bling". These guys even offer to take your anal bleaching experience to the extreme by applying harsh chemicals to the inside of the anus as well. "By using the licensed 'Treasanus' the whole anus will be curled out before the homeopathic substance will be brought on." Thankfully they offer some kind of aftertreatment so that one's bum can recover from the "somewhat sore feeling" that results. After reading all this, it makes the anal bleaching service offered by Pink Cheeks seem almost normal. Ever the anal investigator, Tristan Taormino popped by the salon to check out what was on offer. Unfortunately she didn't undergo the process (I wanted to hear what it felt like) because, as she said, "I really like the way my ass looks as it is." Stay tuned for more bum-lightening madness as it happens folks! Posted: Wednesday 13th July 2005, 8:09 AM Back to the Blog
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