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What I want to see in photos and videoI wrote a list of what I like to see. It's not definitive, but in the wake of my reviewing experience with Michael Ninn, it's a reasonable round up of what I personally think makes for good porn: In couples photos, what I like to see is: * The man and woman looking at each other, not the camera. * Either that or their eyes are shut. They have to look interested, not bored. * The woman takes her shoes OFF * A progression in the pics. They seduce each other, undress. * Something different about the scenario, not just a bed or a couch. * Kissing, cuddling, nuzzling, rubbing noses or foreheads together, that kind of thing. * Why not throw in some props? Wine, cheese, flowers, gifts, lingerie, a new vibrator, a phone, a pair of handcuffs... * Have a decent number of cunnilingus photos * The sex shouldn't be all about penetration. Let me see the clit getting some attention. * I want to see the man. Don't cut his head off, or focus on the woman all the time. Let me see them together. * If she's giving a blowjob, make her look up at him. No stupid "dick in the cheek" shots. * If you're determined to have some kind of a cumshot, let me see all of the guy while it's happening. Let me see his face. Maybe have him lie down and the woman can give him a handjob, then it's intimate and not just an idiotic cumshot for the sake of it. * Try and show that she's had an orgasm somehow. Even if that means a close up of her face looking orgasmic. * Afterglow photos - cuddling or looking happy together afterwards. With movies, almost all of the above applies, with the extra requirements: * If the woman is going to moan, make sure she does it naturally, building to a climax. Don't let her just go "Nnnnnyeah, nnnnyeah" every 2.6 seconds for the entire movie. * Do NOT let the woman suck her finger like it's a dick. It just looks stupid. * Did I mention... no looking at the camera? * If the guy performs cunnilingus, he has to perform cunnilingus. Not move his tongue all over the place at odd intervals or pretend it's a dick that has to poke her vagina or similar. Lick the clit. Slowly, deliberately, constantly. Properly. The same goes for nipple sucking. * If there's sex, go slow. Not all the time, but even just at first. I'm so goddam sick of seeing scenes of jackhammer intercourse. * Let me see some intimate touching. Run fingers across skin. Caress. Tickle. * If the couple talk dirty to each other, make it intimate. Don't make the guy sound like some bossy prick who's ordering around an army. Make him admire her. It's far more sexy to hear "Oh baby, you're so hot, I love to lick your clit" rather than "Oh yeah, you big stupid slut, you just love being fucked in the ass, don't you?" * And for goodness sake, NEVER let the woman say "Fuck that pussy/fuck that ass." It's HER pussy, why would she talk like that? She might say "Oh yeah, fuck MY pussy" but that's pretty cliched. Why not have HER say "I love fucking you. I'm going to fuck you until you come." Give the power to her. * Make sure the music doesn't sound like 70s disco * Let me see that the guy is enjoying himself. I realise he may be reciting recipes in his head to keep from cumming, but a little facial expression really helps, and it's nice to see that the guy is more than some kind of automated piston. * The scene can be as kinky as you like, include any kind of sex. Just as long as you remember that it's women watching, not men. Try and present it differently. I could have gone on, but I'm supposed to be having a day off :) Posted: Tuesday 24th May 2005, 12:57 AM Back to the Blog
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