A few months ago I had a wonderful experience when I went swimming with a pod of dolphins in an ocean channel. Since then I’ve discovered it was a bit of a foolish activity as the water was very murky and there could have easily been bull sharks in the canal.
And now I read this [...]
If you’re not already familiar with them, this is from the BBC comedy series The Goodies. Pretty much every Australian kid who grew up in the 70s and 80s watched these guys at 6pm on weeknights on the ABC. They had a fairly large influence on my sense of humour.
This sketch was part of an [...]
I fondly remember the genuine quirkiness of the first episode of Malcolm In The Middle, mainly because of the opening scene when Malcolm’s mother Lois answers the door topless.
Caroline: I’m here because I think there is a tremendous opportunity for Malcolm. Could you maybe put a top on?
Lois: They’re just boobs, lady. You see ‘em [...]
A man on the psychiatrist’s couch sees, in ink blot after ink blot, nothing but sexual imagery. A butterfly shape looks like testicles, a hilly mountain-scape like a rollicking bedroom scene, and so on.
When the shrink delivers his verdict - you, sir, are a sex fiend - the man is indignant.
“What?” he huffs. [...]
The annual Masturbate-A-Thon was held on Sunday. The event aims to encourage the acceptance of masturbation as a healthy practice. Apparently some new world records were set: a man broke the record for orgasming the most number of times (31). And woman masturbated for seven hours straight, orgasming an average of once an hour. Doing [...]
This delightful stainless steel work of art is NOT a sex toy.
It is, in fact, a coffee tamper made by Avanti and available for about ten bucks or so from your average kitchenwares shop. Like this one.
The other day my husband arrived home wielding this wonderful thing, keen to get his espresso coffee thoroughly stamped [...]
April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, now in its third year.
Yes, I made it up. I decided to reject the stupid masculinist idea of “steak and a blowjob day” by creating my own silly girly holiday. Does it help the cause of feminism? I’m buggered if I know.
Anyway, it’s two months after the [...]
I didn’t do Easter this year, given that I’ve become a confirmed athiest and all. I’ve worked all weekend as well.
But I’ve discovered something to post that is in keeping with the holiday, albeit a little kinky: The Hunky Jesus Competition.
Run by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, this is a beauty competition with a difference. [...]
Delightful columnist Emma Tom had a bit of fun with this column, inspired by the recently released Porn Report. She takes the idea that all porn is always addictive to its logical conclusion.
Unfortunately your frigid female boss (who’s probably a lezzo and not the good kind, either) lacks a sense of humour. You lose your [...]
The Naked Cowboy is suing M&Ms for appropriating his trademarked image. Apparently wearing white undies and a cowboy hat while playing a white guitar is not something a small chocolate candy should do.
I’ve heard of the Naked Cowboy before and then promptly forgotten about him. This story ensures he’s going to get worldwide coverage. His [...]
This graphic is from the National Post’s sex survey page. I went there hoping for some useful statistics to blog about and instead found myself giggling at the pictures. Exactly what kind of “other” is that green guy on the bottom? I’m not surprised Mr Bald Gay guy is look askance at him. The bloke [...]
I’ve linked to the blog All Men Are Liars, mainly because Sam De Brito is an excellent writer and I suspect he’s actually a closet feminist.
I’ve been meaning to put this video up for a while. It documents Sam’s weekend spent as a woman, complete with wig, dresses, high heels and Brazilian wax. I recommend [...]
Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss announced quite a while ago her plan to open a brothel for women in Nevada and it hasn’t progressed any further thanks to planning issues. Naturally her original announcement about the upcoming “Stud Farm” caused much sniggering at the idea that women would even consider using male prostitutes.
Now a green website [...]
What do you get when you cross the Swedish chef from the Muppets with an amateur stripper? This guy. He’s got a nice body but it’s all just too funny.
I’ve been meaning to write up an article on Yaoi for a long time but gay site Xtra has beaten me to it. Yaoi (pronounced “yowee”) is Japanese manga comics depicting romantic relationships between two men, some of it involving hardcore gay sex. Yaoi is almost exlusively written by women for a straight female audience. [...]
Today’s the last day to cast your vote in Greenpeace’s Whale Naming contest.
Amid the various worthy names like Aiko and Manami is the stupendously funny Mister Splashy Pants. Which naturally I voted for. As did everybody else.
At time of writing Mister Splashy Pants has 71% of the vote. I’m so looking forward to the press [...]
“If you want something visual, that’s not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves Movie.” - Frank N Furter
Buggerising about on Youtube today I ended up looking at old vintage beefcake footage like this, which features a handsome, well built young man wearing what looks like a knitted testicle pouch. Yes, it’s [...]
The born again Christian lady across the road is obviously not prepared to give up on the souls of us sinner neighbours. She cheerfully delivered the book Left Behind the other day in the hope of scaring us into religion.
I won’t read it because it will just piss me off but my husband figured he’d [...]
An artist called Gabriel Martinez has a website featuring self portraits of men masturbating.
The funny thing is that all the photos are shot from the waist down, so you can’t actually see what the guys are doing. There’s a few hints, like nudey magazines, but the real indication of what’s going on are the [...]
See? Women’s erotica is really quite a complicated process!
Pic is from this extremely cool Einstein photo generator.
It’s nearly summer here, and that means cricket. I like cricket because it’s usually accompanied by lying around in front of the TV, drinking beer and doing bugger all.
And now I’ve got another reason to like it: nudity. A local cricket club has decided to take the nude calendar path in order to raise a [...]
So much to love in this story. If you watch the video, you’ll see Manly footballer Michael Robertson wildly swinging his genitals in the background as a serious post-match interview takes place on Fox Sports. It went to air live and, as you can see, has ended up on Youtube (although I’m not sure for [...]
I’m a redhead which means I’m an endangered species, according to this article and this article.
Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed; soon they will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has the natural red hair.
…Some experts warn [...]
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