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Adam Levine, singer from band Maroon 5, has posed almost nude for Cosmopolitan. So naturally the pic is all over the internet. I thought I’d join in the fun, purely to offer a bit of eye candy. Apparently the hands belong to his girlfriend.
31 Dec
This seems a nice way to round out the year – the epic striptease finale from 1997′s The Full Monty. You can’t not smile when you see this. And yes, it IS sexy.
23 Dec
Just a random Christmas porn post to brighten up the blog.
10 Dec
The blog has been neglected for a week because I’ve been rather busy with For The Girls – specifically, we were doing a major photography session to be featured in upcoming updates. We booked a swish apartment at the beach and proceeded to move every single piece of furniture around, setting up a temporary photo studio. Then we had six very lovely men come in so we could capture their general hotness on film. I also took some fun behind-the-scenes video which we’ll also feature – I got a little video-happy and now there’s 4 tapes to edit.
We were also going to do some scenes on the beach but the weather was atrocious. It rained almost constantly – at least, until the day we were leaving.
There were a few times during the two days when I had a “how did I get here?” moment. It’s when you realise that you’re in a very unusual situation that your careers counsellor never anticipated. One such moment involved me standing clothed in the shower cubicle, hosing down a naked erect man with the hand shower while Jane took pics. There’s not a lot of small talk you can make in those kinds of situations, besides “So… do you come here often?”
I also had the job of wrapping electrical cables around another model for an arty shot and arranging a computer mouse just so. Good fun.
These pics are just a taste of what we shot. It’s going to take a while to edit things and I suspect Christmas will get in the way but they’ll be appearing at For The Girls very soon.
08 Nov
It’s Movember and that means all over the world, guys are growing some lovely facial hair under their noses for a good cause, usually prostate cancer research. I think it’s fabulous and I enjoy seeing the hair-growing progress of my male friends as the month goes on.
There’s a certain air of irony to Movember. It seems to operate on the idea that a sane man wouldn’t ordinarily sport a moustache and that there’s something wrong with having hair on your upper lip. I’ve read comments that the end of Movember results in guys looking like pedophiles, as though the two things are synonymous.
This also ties in with a general squeamishness in Western society surrounding the beard. I know a lot of women don’t consider them to be very sexy. There are also certain facial hair styles considered to be very untrustworthy, as this chart reveals.
I thought I’d stand up and say that I, for one, am partial to a bit of facial hair, particularly to a nicely trimmed goatee or stubble. This may well be because my husband sports a beard and has ever since I’ve known him, but I do like the definition that facial hair can give to a man’s face.
And, from a philosophical standpoint, we women shouldn’t be so picky about whether a man decides to grow a beard or not. The right of women to not shave their body hair has been a longstanding feminist battle; we should extend the same freedom to men.
Thus, I thought I’d do a pictorial post praising the sexiness of beards, moustaches, goatees and facial hair.
First, some celebrity facial hair:
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI – the original and best moustache. And look at that fabulous hairy chest.
George Michael originally made designer stubble cool. And damn, wasn’t he good looking before all that nasty plastic surgery?
Burt Reynolds showed off his mo in the first ever male centerfold. Now that’s a bearskin rug.
I’ve always found Billy Connolly to be very sexy. Add purple into the equation and he’s glorious.
Viggo Mortensen made us all long for wild hair and unkempt beards.
George Clooney’s beard makes him look distinguised AND handsome.
I was going to put one of Sean’s more regal beard pics in here… but I just couldn’t resist this photo from Zardoz.
Johnny Depp. Need I say more?
Oh wait…
I rest my case.
And now, some beefcake with beards for your ogling pleasure. Some of these pics are old but they’re also favourites of mine:
PS. A bit of fun – check out these celebrity pics that have been photoshopped so they’ve got beards.
14 Oct
What a wonderful photo. This is NBA star Amare Stoudemire posing in the ESPN Body Issue. More pics here.
22 Sep
This is a screenshot from the final scene of Boogie Nights, the 1997 film set in the 1970s – the “golden age of porn”. It features Mark Wahlberg as porn star Dirk Diggler, a role loosely based on the life of John Holmes, possibly the world’s most famous woodsman. Throughout the movie, viewers are told all about the huge cock but never actually get to see it. In this last scene, we’re finally given a glimpse of Diggler’s legendary 13 inch penis. Dirk whips it out before a scene, giving himself a pep talk in the mirror.
The cock made the news when it came out, partly because viewers actually got to see a dick in a movie (still rare) and partly because it was fake. The giant rubber dong was made by KNB Effects (who presented Howard Stern with a replica) and was so realistic many still believe Mark Wahlberg really is that well hung.
Turns out that Mark actually kept the prosthesis and was fond of using it for practical jokes.
The actor says he kept the 13in latex appendage he used when he played porn star Dirk Diggler and has only just decided to store it away after previously keeping it to hand to play pranks on his pals.
He explained: “I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.” – SMH, via the Times
Alas, Mark is now a devout Catholic and has renounced his penis-slapping ways.
I went looking for video of the final scene and had a hard time finding an uncensored version. I did, however, find this “improved” version which I think is rather hilarious:
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”
24 Aug
Over the weekend, Australia had an election. Now the people have spoken and their overwhelming response is: Meh.
We have a hung parliament. Neither Labor or the Liberal/National coalition won enough seats to form government. This means the fate of the country lies with three country independents and a freshly minted Greens MP. Meanwhile, the Greens have gained control of the senate.
This is all fantastic news. If you’ve been following my blog you’ll know I’ve often written about the ridiculous internet filter proposed by Labor. I couldn’t vote for them because of it but I was loathe to support the conservatives. I really didn’t want to see either of them in charge… and now they’re not. Rather, we have three Independents who all seem to have a lot of passion and integrity. People are feeling a little stunned that these blokes actually give honest answers in their TV interviews. That’s how jaded and immune to spin we’ve become.
And now there’s a chance that these guys can actually change things for the better. They’ve all said they have little time for spin or party politics or bickering; rather, they want to see issues being addressed. They’re also promising changes to our crap electoral system so we won’t ever have to sit through the nonsense of this election campaign ever again. I’m just so pleased about it.
I spent Saturday morning handing out pamphlets for the Australian Sex Party. My husband and I caused quite a stir at the booth wearing our bright yellow “Vote 1 Sex” T-shirts; a surprising number of people said they wanted to own one. There was a lot of interest from a wide variety of people, including the other volunteers handing out How-To-Votes. So many people sidled up and said “Can I just have a look at that pamphlet?” We also got a few cheers and made plenty of people smile. Better yet, we noticeably boosted the vote for the ASP. I only wish I could have done it in Victoria, where Fiona Patten came incredibly close to winning a seat in the Senate. Next time, for sure.
So… after an idiotic and inane election campaign things took a surprising turn and I now have reason to feel hope for the future of this country. Which ever side gets in, they’re going to have to change they way they conduct themselves. Less spin, more consultation, greater honesty and integrity.
And one thing is certain: there won’t be an internet filter here any time soon.
As @benbirchall said on Twitter: “Nobody’s in charge, Australia! Let’s eat the condensed milk out of the can!”
Pic is from For The Girls.
13 Aug
A friend of mine is having a birthday soon and, giggling madly, I lashed out and bought him a fantastic present: a lime green Borat mankini. No doubt he’ll look superb in the outfit… if he’s ever brave enough to try it on.
I found myself doing a Google images seach for the mankini and discovered a surprising number of good looking guys who do a damn fine job of wearing this difficult garment. So I thought I’d compile them into a single blog post for your questionable ogling pleasure.
The Original Mankini
Sacha Baren-Cohen’s Borat is often credited with inventing the mankini but in truth it’s been out there for a lot longer. Digging around in my old humour file I found these two images taken prior to 2003. I don’t know who the guy is or where it was taken but I think he was the original inspiration for Borat’s mankini exploits. My photo is labelled “Rico Suave.”
This is a backpacker in Cairns celebrating his 18th birthday – from this news item.
This is allegedly John Mayer wearing a mankini on a boat but I suspect it’s photoshopped. Source. There’s also images of John Mayer sniffing a mankini onstage so he’s obviously a fan.
London mankini marathon! Source
And another one. Source
“Mankini for lovers” – this image appears on various adult store sites.
As does this one.
It’s always good to wear protection. Source.
Who knew you could actually swim in it? Source.
Matter of fact I got it now… this guy is so laid back he deserves to be in this gallery. Source.
This is Mankini Malph. He travels the world and takes photos of himself wearing the mankini in front of famous landmarks. He’s obviously a Dead. Set. Legend. Here’s his Twitter stream and here’s his website. Source.
Now this is what I’m talking about. Sexy guy engaging in serious glamour posing in a waterfall clad in a mankini. Source.
The lime green mankini does fairly well but if you’re after something a little different there’s an entire online store dedicated to selling the mankini. Yes folks, you can even buy a tuxedo mankini for that special occasion. What better way to say “I love you” than with an upmarket 82% polyester black mankini.
Fellas – is anyone willing to show off their stuff in a mankini? Send in your pics! Msnaughty AT msnaughty.com
The Sun held its own competition in 2007 – here are the entrants.
05 Aug
I know, I really am neglecting my blog lately. I used to try and write in it every day but a lot of the time I’ve already said what I wanted to say on Twitter. I think blogs are becoming better suited to long-form writing anyway.
In any case, here’s a bit of eye candy to tide you over until I get into the writing mood.
12 Jul
I’m about to run away for a few days and thus this blog and my twitter feed will be mostly neglected. So here’s some hot pics to tide you over. This is Brad, the June Centerfold at For The Girls. Posting these pics I realise I haven’t been putting enough nice smut up for you to enjoy. Been busy with other things and with the ongoing saga of our new member’s area – which I will elaborate on when I return.
In the meantime, enjoy the smoky fabulousness of the lovely Brad.
PS – Remember to check out The Female Gaze erotic film competition! Time’s ticking away, the competition closes mid August! Get those cameras out and let’s see what you find erotic!
24 May
SMH says: A report in the Australian journal Body Image has found that consumers respond positively to depictions of average-sized men in advertising. The survey asked over 600 students in their late teens to look at mock-up advertisements for products, some using muscle-bound men and others using thinner or chubbier male models. The results showed that the “buffed” models didn’t rate any higher than average guys.
Neither sex responded more positively to the musclebound bodies, and the males even found ads that showed just the item – with no accompanying model – more effective than those posed by classic hunks.
Some participants in the University of Queensland study ”may have attributed the models’ muscularity to vanity or homosexuality, characteristics which they may have found unpleasant or discomforting”, [study leader] Ms Diedrichs wrote.
It’s not surprising that male respondents preferred not to see a male model at all. This is not news; it’s why the guy’s heads are always cut off in porn films and why we never see naked men in mainstream film. To even look at another man carries hints of homosexuality for some people and therefore must not be tolerated.
It think it’s an interesting and useful study that also reveals a lot about gay stereotypes and how we allow men a lot more leeway in their appearance than women.
On a personal level, I don’t mind a nice six pack or well-defined muscles, although if the guy looks like a boofhead, I’m not so interested. I think a man’s smile and his eyes are very important factors in whether he is attractive or not.
14 May
So I’ve been rather serious lately. Here’s some naked men to make up for it.
* A “unicorn chaser” is a link or pic you pass on after you’ve offered something serious or less-than-pleasant.
09 Apr
That’s right… this is supposed to be a porn blog. My apologies to all those who come here looking for juicy smut. I’ve been a bit remiss with posting pics lately.
So here’s some lovely photos of completely naked, rock hard erect men in the great outdoors. Most definitely not safe for work.
You’ll find the full sets of these photos at For The Girls
24 Feb
It’s been a while since I put any hot pics up so here’s a few quick photos for your viewing pleasure.
They’re all at For The Girls, of course.
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