Ms Naughty looks at porn for women, feminism and sex in general
Confession time. When I was 12, I was completely in love with George Michael. I had 50 posters of Wham! on my bedroom wall, a well-worn copy of Make It Big on the turntable, a growing scrapbook collection of magazine articles and a desperate urge for a T-shirt that said “Go-Go” or “Choose Life” (sadly, I never got the opportunity to own one – damn my parents and their lack Read More …
I hate rugby league. It’s a celebration of macho boofheaded thuggery disguised as sport and the blokes involved don’t really rate on the intelligence scale that much. Still, it’s nice when they take their clothes off for charity. 13 men from various clubs have volunteered to pose nude for a calendar that will raise money for breast cancer research. Apparently some of the photos are so risque the official league Read More …
I recently wrote up a review of Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women for For The Girls. I had a bit of a love-hate relationship with this movie. I loved the emphasis on female pleasure, the real female orgasms, the slow, careful and correct approach to anal sex, and Tristan herself, who is so cheerfully educational about her chosen subject. I hated John Stagliano. I just wanted Read More …
It’s amazing that it hasn’t turned up before this, really. Very Bad Porn (VBP, said in a breathy voice, baby) is a great spoof site sending up all those dodgy reality sites. The pics look like a bunch of happy snaps taken after a few beers at college, but the site has real videos as well. Like Sana Summers, “the hottest porn star on this site. For sure. Definitely 75% Read More …
An survey of young Nordic people has found that 99% of all Nordic boys and 86% of girls have seen pornography at least once. The results have been outlined by The Nordic Institute for Women’s Studies and Gender Research at a conference in Oslo. The survey found that the girls were more critical of pornography than the boys, although once the fellas had some sexual experience they started to feel Read More …
I’ve got hundreds of individual sets of naked men photos on my hard drive and it can be difficult to remember who’s who. So I’ve got into the habit of putting a description with each guy. I’ve got sets labelled “Red Check Shirt” and “Black Monster Cock” and “Shaved Scrotum Man.” They help me to remember what the guys look like and what they’re doing. Amid my growing collection, I’ve Read More …
I haven’t got a lot of work done this morning because I watched the Steve Irwin memorial. Despite my best cynical efforts, I was laughing and tearing up at all the appointed moments. I’ve also been treated to the amusing spectacle of the Blue Wiggle trying not to laugh or shit himself while holding a crocodile and reading the autocue. This is our second televised celebrity funeral in as many Read More …
Apparently commuters on a Seattle train are treated to an eyeful of nude male flesh every day, and the girls are loving it. The Seattle Times reports that northbound Sounder trains daily pass by a nude beach regularly frequented by gay men. Known as “The Quiet Place”, the beach has been popular as a nudist haven for decades, but the train has only been tootling past since 2004. Apparently female Read More …
Last month I reviewed Ranch House Lust for For The Girls and, quite frankly, I gave the film a caning. Here are some of the notes I made while watching the film. “Well, the opening titles don’t give me much hope… a jackhammer fuck and cumshot montage? Please!” “OK, enough with the horseriding, get on with it… Ha, the horse is following him. Never work with pornstars or animals.” “Actually, Read More …
A visit to the Pulse Distribution website tells me that Inpulse Pictures is due to release it’s third film on September 25: Velvet Tension. Like Velvet Thrust, the film stars Julian and is directed by Giovanni (at least, I think that’s the director, because the info on the website is conflicting – it also says this is Nina Lennox’s directing debut). Once again, this movie makes the promise that it’s Read More …
So I was going to write up a fascinating and extremely readable blog post today and instead I got stuck looking at Worth 1000. Hours went by. Work came to a standstill. I mean, look at this: How they really make M&Ms. Or the Mate a Movie section, featuring such cool movies as A Bug’s Life Of Brian and James Bond and the Giant Peach? How the hell is anyone Read More …
LA comedian Cathy Carlson has attempted to trademark the phrase “You cum like a girl.” The story has made news because the judge turned her request down on the grounds that the word “cum” was “scandalous and vulgar” and you can’t have trademarks on rude words, it seems (a fact for which I’m quite pleased). The story also made news because one of the lawyers made use of copious amounts Read More …
So, after skimming through this extract from Fay Weldon’s book “What Makes Women Happy” I found myself wondering if it had been written in jest. Surely she can’t be serious? What else to make of paragraphs like this: Better, more conducive to happiness, to see orgasm as an additional extra, something special that happens, a bonus. Just fake. Happy, generous- minded women, who are not too hung up about emotional Read More …
In 2002 I made a little site called My Favourite Porn for Women Photos. I chose the best pics from my small collection of porn photos and put them up with a few comments. I also put the hardcore photos on an AVS site. It’s 2006 and I now have a huge collection of licensed photos, all chosen because I think they will appeal to women – and because I Read More …
The commercial media in this country shits me, it really does. Poor old Steve Irwin is dead, killed by a stingray. It’s sad, but somehow not surprising that he should die young at the hands of a wild animal. Everyone I know says pretty much the same thing: “Yeah, I thought a snake would get him. He was a bit of a nong, wasn’t he? But he was so enthusiastic Read More …