1. How about the one girl getting all the action and the other couple in the scene are just airkissing clits.

2. The rubbing of cum all over the face? Why.

3. And yes, those ridiculous nails on lesbians.

1. Men coming over women’s faces…I know some people will find this appealing, but I just think it looks messy (and slightly degrading)
2. You’ve mentioned creepy-looking male actors, but what about the downright ugly ones? Some of them look really old and horrible and you can tell these women are only sleeping with them cause they get paid for it.
3. When men barge in on lesbian sex. Come on, how believeable is this? If they’re supposed to be enjoying it, why would you need to “help them out”?
4. When the girls can hardly speak English. It makes me wonder how aware they are of what they’re letting themselves in for.
5. Women who supposedly come through penetration and nothing else, every time. Where’s the 70% who can’t actually do that?

Although believe it or not, I don’t actually hate all porn, but my tastes are more towards all-women films cause they have less of this sexism and outright ignorance about women’s bodies.

My personal peeve: When the guy behind the camera and his idiot buddies are joking and giggling like Beavis and Butthead. There’s nothing that kills a hard-on faster than hearing some dusted fratboys trying to sound cool. Some of the “reality” sites are really bad about this.

no condoms or other protection in “straight” porn

apparently lube is out, too, so instead we have the charming

*hork* PTUI

Seriously, spit? Neither hott (for many of us) nor particularly effective. Just break out the damn lube already!